Friday, April 21, 2006
What's So "Smart" About a Laser Jet Printer Cartridge?
The box that carried the laser jet cartridge I ordered for the printer at work claimed in bold ink that the object contained within was "smart."
Naturally, I assumed that it was a human child, and checked to see if the sender had punctured air holes in the top. No air holes, ok. Well then, either the human child had been sent dead, or had died on the trip over.
My hands shook with excitement as I cut the packing tape and peeled back the flaps...
What! A laser jet printer cartridge?!
Son of a bitch.
Naturally, I assumed that it was a human child, and checked to see if the sender had punctured air holes in the top. No air holes, ok. Well then, either the human child had been sent dead, or had died on the trip over.
My hands shook with excitement as I cut the packing tape and peeled back the flaps...
What! A laser jet printer cartridge?!
Son of a bitch.
# posted by American Cowboy @ 6:31 PM 
